La Mode! - My most solipsistic endeavor yet, this page allows you to play around with actual clothes from my wardrobe. While putting this page together, I realized I should get a few more long-sleeve button-up shirts. Fascinating. The drag-and-drop excitement contained in this page works with Internet Explorer, though I'm not sure about other browsers.

Greg's Music - This takes you to my "virb" page, where you can hear shanties and such. Virb is one of those social-networking-type sites that all the kids seem to be into nowadays. We'll see whether the site's temerity is matched by longevity. Oh, we'll see, all right.

Profiles in Courageousness - A small collection of drawings and anecdotes about people I like. I was going to make hundreds of these, creating an encyclopedic reference to everyone I've ever met. Instead, I ended up making three and getting bored. How about that.

Valentines of Unfulfillment - This holiday, make that special someone feel ashamed to be alive.
Note:, "Valentines of Unfulfillment", and the concept of "shame" are not in any way affiliated with the Hallmark Company.

All material on this site is copyright Greg Erskine. Want to use any of it for your own twisted ends? Then e-mail him at [email protected] Greg used to have an AOL address listed here, but recently changed it when a friend took him aside and gently broke the news that AOL is considered gauche in the most elite circles, and that the Federalist Society would never admit him to their ranks if he continued to use an e-mail address he's had since he was sixteen.