Valentines of Unfulfillment - Click on any of the valentines to download a 3.7 Megabyte PDF file, which will contain all four Valentines Day Cards. Then, print them out, cut them out, and hand them to friends. And enemies. And people whom you haven't met. They'll love 'em.
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